Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
