I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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