You made me cry and you don't even care
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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