Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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