WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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