She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Come share oat with me in your robe
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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