Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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