She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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