I am puke
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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