im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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