I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
DR UNK TOWN USA
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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