i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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