i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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