hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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