carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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