do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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