And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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