I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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