I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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