People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You're like the curious george of whores
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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