i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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