U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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