You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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