Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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