well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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