i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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