My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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