there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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