god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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