my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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