Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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