Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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