Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
