So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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