um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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