All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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