We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
