On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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