Small penises have feelings too.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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