The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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