so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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