is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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