My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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