at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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