How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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