I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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