Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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