You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just got carded by a ten year old.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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