i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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