I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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