Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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