yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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