you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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