come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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