im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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