So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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