IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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