We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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