Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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