I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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